Signs that you are too drunk

   * You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
   * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
   * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol.
   * Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
   * The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
   * You can focus better with one eye closed.
   * The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
   * The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
   * Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
   * Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
   * At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
   * You wake up in the morning and wonder wich way is up.
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